Dear Hovsep -  

In the story of the prodigal son (Luke XV 11-32), the father welcomes the return of his 
lost son.  I ran away from home and when I returned, my old man showed me the door.  
It makes a man lose faith.  What do you think?  

Wayward Wayfarer


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Dear Wayward;

Times have changed.

Hovsep


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Dear Hovsep - 

For forty years, I’ve worked here to help my husband on our farm.  All of a sudden 
this sod buster is getting primed up like a dud and going to town three times a week.  
I can’t know for a fact, but my country sense tells me there’s some hanky panky going on.  
I’d sure hate to find that out, cause if’n it’s what I think, I’d widow myself real fast.  
Considering the way he slops my pigs, I sure would be sorry to see that happen.  It’s up 
to you and the good Lord to see me through.  Please help me.   

Faith is my Fullfillment

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Dear Faith -   

As the old saying goes, “a good horse always finds his way back to the stable.”


Hovsep

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Dear Hovsep,

I smoke five packs of cigarettes a day.   My wife says I have a serious problem.   
Can you comment on this?

Smoke Stack

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Dear Smoke Stack,

Yours is not a serious problem, it’s a GRAVE problem.

Hovsep

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Dear Hovsep,

My old lady and this hag next door argue all the time.  Every time they’re in the back 
yard hanging wash they start in.  I work the midnight to eight shift and when they start, 
I wake up and can’t get back to sleep.  What’s the solution?

I Live by Your Word

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Dear Live,

Kill one of the other!   

Hovsep

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Dear Hovsep,

Evolutionists claim we've descended from the ape.  Were my ancestors apes?  
Were your ancestors apes?

Please Respond.
Need to Know


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Dear Need,

Yes and No!   

Hovsep


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Dear Hovsep,

My old lady and this hag next door argue all the time.  Every time they’re 
in the back yard hanging wash they start in.  I work the midnight to eight 
shift and when they start, I wake up and can’t get back to sleep.  What’s the 
solution?

I Live by Your Word

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Dear Live,

Kill one or the other!   

Hovsep