This is an updating of a commentary I submitted to TAR, Int., on 5/18/94. I will begin by giving a brief description of what I submitted then, eight years ago, and how things stand today. I first got involved with the church unity movement during 1984, ten years before I submitted my 1994 commentary. To date, no progress has been made toward reuniting our Armenian Apostolic Churches and communities in North America. During 1994, I described how man had walked on the moon and how we were still talking about our ancient greatness, the 1915 Genocide, Mt. Ararat, shish kebab, and Armenia being the first nation to accept Christianity. Today, man has placed a multi-billion dollar telescope in space and has also jointly built a space station in space, thereby further expanding mankind’s knowledge of God’s creation. As for our Armenians, we are still tooting our horns about the same old things we were tooting them for in 1994. Eight years ago, I described how the East and West had been involved in a Cold War and while all this was going on, how our Armenians were still haggling over the validity of a tricolored flag. In 1991, Armenia declared independence and immediately thereafter, adopted the tricolors as their national standard. Today, Armenians are no longer haggling over the tricolors. In 1994, I described how satellite communications have helped to bring down the Iron Curtain by burning holes in it yet our religious leaders at that time were still having a difficult time communicating with each other. Today, the Iron Curtain has completely crumbled but the old animosities between our divided religious leaders, though subdued, has not dissipated. In 1994, I described how other ethnics were writing about their cultural and technical accomplishments while our divided politicals were still writing about each others shortcomings. Today, most of these ethnic cultural and technical accomplishments are duly recognized throughout the world while our subterfuges of old have taken on new form thereby keeping the old game of ping-pong going. In 1994, I described how other nationalities were commemorating progress, while our Taliban types were still fomenting discord and division. Today, other nationalities who also had divisive differences are slowly maturing and coming to terms with their past while our people, whether out of ignorance or because they just don’t give a damn anymore, haven’t stopped to find out who the real culprits behind the division of our North American churches and communities are. In 1994, I described how we were building more divided churches when we should have been building more schools, auditoriums, and community centers. Today, we’re still building more religious one but administratively divided churches. Heck! Whoever heard of going to Heaven because of schools, auditoriums, and community centers. In 1994, I described how we’ve overlooked our youth and how our divisionists had a hard time understanding why our Armenian youth were leaving the fold and searching for greener pastures. Today, they’re still having a hard time understanding where they went wrong and in this regard, I place this type of shortsighted negligence squarely on the shoulders of our politically influenced and socially influenced religious leaders who don’t speak up because they don’t want to rock the boat lest they find themselves being shunned and outside of their circles of pseudo-religious influence. And so the relentless beat goes on leaving the sixty-nine years of division of our North American communities and churches in place. About the only thing that has changed from the past has been our public display of hostility leaving in its wake, a mummified layer of polite disrespect between our holy Sees, thereby leaving North America with no reunification in sight. If we were to search for the real reasons why we find ourselves in such a divided state, we would find the underlying causes not to be as much because of the truly religious among us but because of the nonreligious among us. And sad to say, to whom we have also unwittingly surrendered our apostolic souls. And this also goes for those who may be wearing a collar. However, be that as it may, I will continue praying that we finally find the wisdom to keep these vultures at bay and to also find the strength to reunite our churches and communities in North America. Meantime, I will continue flying solo knowing full well that what I am saying is more in line with our Armenian Christian faith than what our divided clerics have been spewing from our Apostolic altars. I sometimes wonder: Is this the same Christian Apostolic faith that our people have been dying for over the centuries? Joseph Vosbikian